Unmask the Truth with the CCS Mark IX-P Lie Detector!
Tired of playing detective in your own relationship? Introducing the ultimate truth serum: the CCS Mark IX-P Lie Detector!
Why you need it:
Spousal Surveillance: Perfect for confirming those late-night "work" calls.
Childproofing: Ensure your kids aren't plotting world domination behind your back.
Pet Psychic: Decode those mysterious meows and barks.
Features:
State-of-the-Art Technology: Detects lies with uncanny accuracy (or so it claims).
Easy to Use: Just strap it on and let the truth flow.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed: Or your money back... if you can prove it's wrong.
 
Works and is all there!!!! We can not ship this through the normal methods of shipping. Large and heavy so we will have to get an estimate. Not available for free shipping or any shipping discounts.