Tired of being overrun by ragamuffins and mangy mutts? Do you yearn for the soothing scent of gin in the morning?
Boy, do I have a deal for you! I'm selling not one, but TWO incredible vintage posters that are guaranteed to solve all your problems (probably).
Poster #1: Relive the glory days of 1972 with this WC Fields-inspired masterpiece advertising "Epidermis Cure" toiletries for men. Imagine splashing on some "Frozen Daiquiri" body splash before a night out, or slathering on some "Martini Dry" antiperspirant to keep those pesky underarm sweat stains at bay. And for the love of all that is holy, don't forget the "Mint Julep" shampoo! This poster is a hilarious trip back in time and a guaranteed conversation starter.
Poster #2: This one's for the misanthropes among us. Featuring the enigmatic phrase "Wards off stray animals and obnoxious children, women love it," this poster is basically a magical force field against all things annoying.