Going to the great beyond? Make sure you've got the right bling!
This antique casket plaque is the perfect way to add a touch of class to your eternal slumber. Featuring a tasteful crucifix and heart motifs, it'll let everyone know you're off to a heavenly reward (or at least trying to convince them of that).
Features:
Antique chic: This baby's seen some things. Adds character, like those wrinkles you're trying to hide.
Crucifix design: Perfect for the devout, or those who just like a bit of gothic flair.
Heart accents: Shows you were loved (or at least tolerated) in life.
Durable metal: Won't rust or decompose, unlike the rest of you.
Ideal for:
The discerning corpse: When you just HAVE to have the best, even in death.
Gothic home decor: Spice up your crypt with this morbid masterpiece.
That friend who's always dying (to get attention): Finally, a gift they'll REALLY appreciate.
Passive-aggressive family reunions: "Aunt Mildred, we thought this would look lovely on...you know."