"At Rest" - Give 'em something to REALLY rest in peace with!
This ain't your grandma's dusty old casket plaque (unless your grandma had REALLY good taste). This antique beauty is straight outta the Victorian era, where they knew how to make death look good.
Features:
Genuine antique: Probably older than your great-grandpappy (but hopefully not as grumpy).
"At Rest" inscription: Because "Party Time!" just wouldn't be appropriate.
Elegant design: Makes your dearly departed look like royalty, even if they weren't.
Solid construction: Built to last, just like your love for the deceased (or your desire to get rid of that old coffee table).
Perfect for:
Classing up your coffin: Give your final resting place a touch of vintage charm.
Creepy home decor: Spook up your living room with a touch of the macabre.
That friend who has everything: Seriously, what do you get the person who has everything? This!
Passive-aggressive gifting: For that neighbor who just won't stop playing loud polka music.
But wait, there's more!
Act now and we'll throw in a FREE coupon for one (1) ghostly apparition (results may vary, batteries not included).
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-deathtime opportunity!